Apenas uma pequena historia para partilhar convosco...
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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3 comments:
Já me sinto muito mais contente com o meu trabalho...
esta era a história da viagem que querias contar?!
Já agora o que aconteceu para precisares de um termómetro rectal!!!
Esta historia do termometro nao e minha, enviaram-me este email. A historia da viagem e outra, que so ainda nao contei por ser algo dificil de explicar. No entanto, e para matar a curiosidade posso dizer que foi uma 40ona que estava nas provas de vinhos que quando ouviu o nosso guia contar a historia de uma mulher que quando ele estava a explicar que para provar o vinho "Smell, Sip and Swallow" ela responde automaticamente "I don't swallow" - toda a gente se ri como e obvio - e entao que 40ona se vira e diz "If she doesn't swallow how does get dates?"
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